Jack

The sexiest man on Earth.

Person 1: Hey what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: I'm going to fuck Jack
Person 1: Lucky

by Subject_A5_The_Glue November 30, 2022

Jack Chick Tract

A quasi-religious tract sized similar to a "Tijuana Bible" in comic-book format, tending to the overly lurid and tasteless (hence, unintentionally hilarious) in its desire of "winning hearts and minds to Christ." Named for its creator (1924-2016), who was notorious for refusing interviews and, hence, the subject of much speculation.

How many Jack Chick Tracts have you found on your walks today?

by Iludium Phosdex August 13, 2023

jacked

screwed,jibbed

he got jacked when he was caught with porn

by raghav April 10, 2003

Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.

Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate

by Archibald Findri May 30, 2018

Constant Jack

Cant turn his mic off

Please turn that mic off. for example, it wont turn off its constant jack

by DannyM300 March 21, 2018

Judas Jack Cumslap

Prior to ejaculating from behind you stop and finish in your hand but make her think you finished in her. As she turns around slap her with it.

"She said she wanted kids, but I gave her a Judas Jack Cumslap."

by PaPa J September 6, 2015

Jack

I hate that guy

Joe: Hey man
Jack: Kys

by joe12334455678909876543 January 21, 2024