CUM U

A variant of Central Michigan University but spelled like it would be Cum University. Due to incest that takes place in Mount Pleasant, the cum at CMU is most likely going into their cousins. Fuck the chips.

Dude, don't go to CUM U. If you cum in a girl there you're cumming where her cousin cummed.

Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 13, 2021

penis cum

to cum inside a penis

i would like to penis cum you

by nigster69420 September 20, 2022

cum sizzle

Sizzling your cum

Bro 1: hay bro what would you like to eat

Bro 2: cum sizzle

Bro 1: sizzles some cum

by average sizzled cum enjoyer July 3, 2022

cum cwotch

A unpleasant aroma coming from a males pelvic area

I would date him, but he has cum cwotch

by Tyler Bruh January 18, 2016

Cum Party

A party that celebrates the anniversary of someone's first nut. It's like a regular party but with white theming (Food, Drinks, ect.)

"Yo Karl, are you cumming to my party this weekend?"
"Is it a cum party?"

by ImaBigNerd December 10, 2023

Extendo Release Cum Grenade

When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.

I thought I was still suited up, but turns out the condom went AWOL mid-mission. When she retrieved it, that thing was emptier than my checking account. Total extendo release cum grenade deployment.

by Say when July 20, 2025

Cum busker

Like a street busker but garners sexual interest online instead of money. Most often seen starring in their own Tiktok dance videos

Sally’s channel has really blown up since she turned into a cum busker

by Skiddle1029 December 20, 2023