The sexiest boy of all time. A real go-getter. An incredible guy. Sometimes can be found in bisexual form. The bisexual ones make the best friends. Beautiful smile. The darkest eyes you will ever find
by Jason's Toy January 16, 2018

by Green lagoon August 12, 2017

Either dark, scabby cuts on a person's ass. (usually, find out during $3x)
or
The perfect cookness of a marshmellow(between burnt and golden brown)
or
The perfect cookness of a marshmellow(between burnt and golden brown)
Jeff: When i was with veronica, yo her ass was pimplin brown
Jim: Awwwee, siiiick...
or
Nick: look, look...
Owen: what... ohh hot damn your marshmellow is pimplin brown..
Nick: ya i know its perfect...
Jim: Awwwee, siiiick...
or
Nick: look, look...
Owen: what... ohh hot damn your marshmellow is pimplin brown..
Nick: ya i know its perfect...
by Samm Semaj Kcin December 2, 2010

The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.
Also see "pink texting"
Also see "pink texting"
Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"
by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014

MY fucking dad. Has literally fucked every human on the planet. is the ultimate object of sex. god crafted his brain specifically. 1 scientist in the last millennium. Has beef with ms. frost
by Boinkadoink May 14, 2019

by Mrbiscuit88 April 26, 2017

by anonymous April 23, 2024
