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Math Monkey

A derogatory slang for a stereotypically annoying asian person.
"Tim is such a fuckin math monkey, that kid thinks he's hot shit"
by John Yang May 16, 2018
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Lunch Monkey

Kids that would cause issues, most of the time fights during lunch time. Typically, they do this for their own stupid entertainment at the cost of other people's calming meal.
Here comes Elijah and his lunch monkey friends. This is the 4th fight this week, they never stop!
by ZahaK August 7, 2021
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Cesar the monkey

cesar the monkey is a special monkey in all of our hearts. he is loved by us bc of his ADHD moments. he doesn’t like being called a monkey, but that’s okay.. he also died in his sleep due to 42 gunshots on his leg. he also got his toe chopped off which caused him to go on 748 comas. he was only 1 hour old.
some girl: omg is that cesar the monkey
random guy: yes *process to shoot cesar 42 times in the leg*
by sparkzlol74 June 12, 2022
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Scut Monkey

A Scut Monkey is a person who is the has no morals and contributes no value to society.... But who has fun laughing at other peoples expense and misfortune! The type of person you would find on Benidorm strip encouraging their 10 year old (trainee scut monkey) to put money down a pole dancers pants at 12pm on a Wednesday afternoon!
Look at that Scut monkey! what a Scut monkey! Check out Scut Monkey Entertainments!
by Scut Monkey Entertainments September 26, 2025
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Bowl Monkey

Someone who proudly has a bowl cut and just has tht monkey twang to themselves.
The monkey can occasionally be dropped and it still has the same meaning.
Can be offensive depending on context
He’s such a fucking bowl monkey.
Why do you keep pissing me off? Stop being such a bowl
by Deeznutzluver711 September 14, 2022
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Cup Monkey

Gripping (with big monkey penis fingers) a cup or any drinking receptacle like a monkey. In short ... holding a cup like you would hold your shaft if you were hung like a Zanzibar teadybear.
Hey Ben why do you hold your glass of Kasteel like a cup monkey ?
by Nice one Roy! April 30, 2025
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anal dwelling research butt monkey

Being an ass and tweaked or hyped up on anpethiames or caffeine
Man he is a anal dwelling research butt monkey
by Crazy whiteboy October 10, 2023
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