Mr Zero

an online name commonly used by child predators; stay away from ANYONE using this name

Mr Zero seems friendly at first, then asks for contact details, then buttrapes you sooner or later!

by Theta Zero July 8, 2010

t minus zero

There is no time left and you need to make a decision. To fuck or not to fuck. That is the question.

When I encountered a stripper, I had t minus zer to make a decision to screw her.

by JOHN May 11, 2004

zero

A butthole, literally. Where poop comes from.

The cat tried to put its dirty zero in my brother's face.

by philterx February 20, 2010

Agent Zero

a.) the act of indefinitely suspending a romantic/sexual relationship with vague assurances that the association could be re-established at some unidentified later date.

b.) being indefinitely suspended by a romantic/sexual partner without a clear understanding of the seriousness of their intentions.

"He was great in bed but I still have that hottie special agent to go out with and my ex-boyfriend visiting in a couple months. I think I'm going to have to pull an Agent Zero."

"He lives across the country but we have a really special connection - we didn't break up but he says he needs some time to himself, do you think I've been Agent Zeroed?"

by jazmyn13 January 13, 2010

marked zero salvation

Definition: A gunshot to the head, often the forehead. Were the bullet hole looks like a black zero. Leaving you "marked" for "life". And death becomes your salvation.

"I'm so afraid of making a 12 gauge decision, whether or not to give you a "marked zero salvation", or to give myself glock-jaw with a pink mist ending"

- Art Far Away - Mad As A Hatter (2015)

"Don't worry, they won't talk. The butcher gave them a visit earlier and he gave them a marked zero salvation"

by TeaPartyForHatter December 7, 2015

zero-day

A day with no sleep

Tristan: Naru you look terrible!
Naru: I know, I had a zero-day.
Nik: Welcome to my world. Want some of my moonshine? Anyone got shoeglu?
Naru: Go away homeless man

by snootsnoot July 23, 2016

Zero zone

An imaginary place devoid of relationship and social consequences.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed in the, "Zero zone," but wouldn't risk a marriage over her.

by LoxyUK January 11, 2018