condition zebra

to fill (close) all 3 holes on a female at once (navy people will know what this means)

this thot wanted to do me and my 2 buddies at once so we set condition zebra on her

by peety69 March 25, 2019

Bloody zebra

A bloody zebra is when you cut a bunch of horizontal lines your thigh or arm, to a point where it looks like a zebra but with red strips

“Bro that depressed girl got a bloody zebra”

by Chestboner50 May 22, 2019

Ti'Zera

A weird unusual name that only 1 person has. They sometimes complain about random shit and always have something to cover their bodies because their insecure. They are caring though and will punch anybody in the face. They don't say UwU a lot so you will have to screenshot/record if you want a memory. You'll catch them sneaking food a lot.

"Bro,That girl name is Ti'Zera." Chad said. "Tell me about the weirdo,bro." Brad said.

by Non-StraightComingThrough December 19, 2019

Lingering Zebra

A kind and caring person. Does not have anything to do with losers or illness.

Could maybe spend the night in a haunted house.

She a proper lingering zebra she is.

I know right? She proper kind and has nothing to do with disease or being a loser.

by Somebloke September 25, 2020

Lingering Zebra

An ebil person who is known to kill her friends and be toxic. Is actually nice but will kill you and claim her innocence.

Person 1: “pls no ebil”

Person 2: “she’s a lingering zebra, she will murder you!”

by Somebloke September 25, 2020

Skank Zebra

A mixed girl who has sexual intercourse with multiple men at the same time and enjoys giving rimjobs and licking taint

Wow! Shaniqua is such a skank zebra!

by Dick Cuntington January 13, 2021

long zebras

A long necked zebra. People may think that it is labelled a ‘giraffe’ but that is completely a myth and those people that think lOnG nEcKeD zEbRaS are giraffes are completely ironic. Obviously, long necked zebras are the king of animals and should be hailed as god throughout the world. A zebra that is thought to be a giraffe wearing white and black bow ties, but is really a zebra that has a long neck. Praised by many is this long necked zebra. It lives everywhere including under your fingernails because they kicked the giraffes out.

‘ Oh my, is that a giraffe?’
“No, it is just a long necked zebra”

Definition of a long zebras: A supposedly giraffe but is really a zebra with an incredibly tall and sturdy neck that is used for preying on poor, greedy, and selfish humans. Can be tamed but will eventually grow wings and fly away if kept in captivity for too long. Tie up with chains made out of cheese for they are allergic to dairy.

by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021