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Youth Allowance

A form of payment received through Centrelink for youths who are either studying, or too busy youtubing news bloopers to get a job. Youths are often encouraged, by their parents, to fill in the youth allowance form. This is because their parents are too busy at the pokies spending their kids' university savings on VBs and slot machines. The centrelink child often appears to wear all it can afford. This includes fake BAPE and singlets from Cotton On. However, if the child is one of the smarter kids, that child would save his/her money diligently and wait for interest to fatten their bank accounts. Though usually, the child's parents had created the bank accounts, therefore, the parents know the PINs and will continue to take money from their children.
Ben can spend his days watching news bloopers because he is on youth allowance, therefore, he is awesome.

Diane has to work hard because she does not directly receive her youth allowance, therefore, she is not as awesome as Ben.
by Captain Man December 20, 2008
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inner city youth (icy)

In the mid 1980's, Inner City Youth (icy) was the best graffiti crew in Philadelphia.
by MastaButta February 17, 2009
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my yout

an endearing term used in Caribbean patois to address a person of familiarity.
Whut agwaan my yout?
What's going on my friend?
by Tony Garreans March 6, 2005
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yousuf

A young male who doesnt swear and happens to be really cool. In addition he is also comparatively quite mature. A yousuf also MAY have extremely large genitals.
However, to be a true yousuf you have to wear spectacles!
Teacher: If you dont sober up and become a yousuf I will send you to the principal

To friend: OMG you just said WTF and to think I thought you were a yousuf.

Stop trying to be a yousuf on front of that chick, its just not you.
by 34578966 November 29, 2010
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YouTube Troll

Definition - self centered, egotistical leeches that thirst for rage.

Characteristics:
-Mostly child-like in nature (ex. poor grammar, spelling and narrow-minded posts), Trolls may be as they seem, or simply using this childish disguise to provoke more rage.
-Comments are blatantly obvious for the most part, usually sporting a phrase completely opposite of what you'd expect
-Usernames reflecting common annoyances in today's internet culture (ex. "troll3r", "Umadbr0", "l0lf4gz", "itr0llu")
-Not all trolls exist to start an internet riot, a lot of them wait to tear down another users post in hopes of encouraging rage. (ex. "Nice spelling Noob, you obviously are retarded")

Trolls can be good or bad.

Good Troll - "Megadeth Sucks!!" on a Megadeth music video comment section. Obviously a light hearted attempt to enrage people who can't take an obvious joke,

Bad Troll - "Megadeth is overrated, Mustaine is a coward, a poor guitar player and an egotistical pussy. They have yet to gain any fanbase or sell any decent records in decades...sellouts." This is obviously a Troll Comment whose entire purpose is to spark a rage war among every viewer of said video.
YouTube Troll - "Megadeth is overrated, Mustaine is a coward, a poor guitar player and an egotistical pussy. They have yet to gain any fanbase or sell any decent records in decades."
by Tr0llHunt3r October 24, 2012
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YouTube-ing

Used when the said person is on YouTube browsing various videos.
"Hey did you see that new Smosh video?"

"Yeah, I saw it while I was YouTube-ing yesterday, it was awesome!"
by AltoSopranoAnnie October 7, 2007
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Brighton Youth

The Youth section of a church. Officially known as 'Brighton Youth Fellowship', however this title is a big misnomer. There is absolutely no fellowship to God, and youth are being judged solely based on the number of new friends brought. Most leaders are also total assholes in this aspect, and look down on members who either come less frequently or not bring any friends. And the good leaders are unfortunately being outnumbered in order to chamge things for the better.
Guy 1: Hey bro, want to come to my church? Called Brighton Youth.
Guy 2: No bro, all they want is to pump up their number of members, and if I want to worship God I might as well stay at home, since they don't care about their longtime members
Guy 1: Well you are right, I'll probably stay home instead to watch the sermon instead instead of wasting time traveling
by Pleyel August 24, 2021
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