Willy or finger

The act of inserting a wet finger into an unsuspecting persons ear whilst uttering the words 'willy or finger' causing momentary panic to the recipient.

Look, Pete's not looking, I'm gonna 'willy or finger'' him.

by Willy or finger. May 14, 2016

A wild willy

A floppy dick that bryton Williams uses

Your such a wild willy

by Glerp a derp May 19, 2016

hulk willy

A huge, monstrous, veiny penis.

"I bet he has a hulk willy"

by Dick C Hocolate April 29, 2016

wiener willy

When a man dips his dick in a bucket of ice cold water, then proceeds to stick it in someone's ear.
Common in prisons and also known as ear sex.

That brolic black guy gave me a wiener willy last night!

by Sex the Breakfast of Champions October 6, 2016

wet the willy

Another term for a quickie. Just to slip it in and back out and then be on your way.

Baby, I have such a busy day ahead of me. Can I just wet the willy before going into work?

by B-i-g-D July 12, 2016

Filly willy

When youre shagging a guy from filbert village and they cannot get it up, due to the high amount of substances in their system (i.e. Drugs, alcohol).

"omg the guy from block e had such a filly willy"

by Bossman42068 December 2, 2020

Popcorn Willy

a big nigger who is racist against Irish people

Oh your black? Well your a popcorn Willy simp.

by COCKsuck23 February 3, 2021