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Baker's Dozen

A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.
Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."

Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."
by MaybeOodles October 9, 2022
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Josh Baker

Josh Baker dies for nyash
Josh Baker has died for nyash
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olivia earl baker

a white gingered freckly female with a tendency to drown
what an olivia earl baker
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Conner Baker

The guy everyone likes but the one I love but he won’t notice
Everyone: Hey looker it’s Conner Baker
Conner Baker: Hey
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Baker

A asian dude that is really mean and very smart. He goes to Tottenville high school and he play league of legends ( EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
I hate baker - me
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Ricky Baker

Typically a caucasian male who goes by the human name of ‘Afrin’. Colour ranges from grey-black and they will invariably be sighted in a hoodie. This may or may not be stolen. On the rare occasion that they wear colour, this is likely because they are very depressed, and mistakenly believe colour will promote an image of happiness. The exception, however. is the red coat - this is an essential for any Ricky Baker.

Facial expressions include a pout, a solemn smile and a vacant expression usually followed by an attempt to jump out the window.

Please note most Ricky’s are armed and extremely dangerous. They are real bad eggs known for kicking, spitting, throwing things and of course vandalising.

If you see a Ricky Baker, sing their birthday song and then immediately contact Samaritans.
“Ricky Baker now you are 13 years-old, you are a teenager and you are good as gold

Afrin… I mean Ricky… are you still homeless

“kicking, spitting, throwing things”
by ahip97 March 21, 2022
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