Wife Blocking

Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.

Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!

Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!

by BigBadButtBlaster December 5, 2019

hood wife

Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.

Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?

Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.

by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020

Finishing-Wife

The wife of any man that expects to die soon i.e a final wife. (NOUN)

We asked the nursing home resident who that lady with him was he told us it was his finishing-wife

by A-1n February 22, 2020

Renjun’s Wife

The prettiest most luckiest person in the world. Is talented, good at art, singing, dancing basically everything.

Wow you’re almost as pretty as Renjun’s Wife

by renjunnieyellow December 12, 2021

Noodles_.wife

I don't know them I just made this cause they looked sad that they didn't have a definition

Hey you know Noodles_.wife?

Yeah the person that uses they/them pronouns and wants a definition on here?

by Hutao👻 July 31, 2021

Yelling wife

Yelling wife is defined as if your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course ... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

Don’t try to become a yelling wife; otherwise, I am going to get those noise-cancelling headphones.

by Urban_Ritz September 22, 2021

Festie Wife

A woman you meet then become intimate with for the duration of a weekend camping music festival.

Brah, I just saw Andromeda, my festie wife from Bonaroo 2011; we spent more time in my tent than seeing shows for fours days.

by scamper May 28, 2020