Errol's Wife

This woman is the most amazing woman I've ever laid eyes on,but what is she doing with

that loser?I shouldn't think like this,but I'm worried I may do or say something dramatic sooner or later.How can my thoughts be so consumed by this sweet beautiful lady & how

do I deal with him on a not so obvious level?
Someone/Anyone help 😬
Oh my Errol's Wife where do I begin? This is difficult for me & my cock is getting harder

each time I think of this it's not all sexual
either. I think we are better together than

him as loyalty is important
by Janet21 February 14, 2023
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Velcro wife

A term of endearment used to describe a wifey with the tendency to ensure that constant contact with their significant other is maintained at all times, preferably in the physical sense, including but not limited to hand holding, back scratching, massaging, and other varying levels of public displays of affection, as a means of demonstrating not only affection, but also as a way of communicating to others that this is their person. Said touch and affection can be reciprocated by the significant other, but is not a necessity; however, the wifey is viewed in a positive sense through said term.
"You always want to hold my hand; you're such a cute velcro wife."
by Theoriginalvelcrowife March 31, 2016
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Wife Blocking

Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.

Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!
Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!
by BigBadButtBlaster December 05, 2019
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wife laugh

when a group of women who are mothers/ wives cackle simultaneously
women (3) : *all cackle*
daughter: omg such a wife laugh
by maddymcannisalive April 06, 2019
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hood wife

Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.
Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?

Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.
by SadBoi98 March 27, 2020
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Wife Beater

The term often given to the Belgian Lager Stella Artois. This is often drank by skinny white men who wear white ribbed vest and enjoy beating their wives.
Wetherspoons bar staff: Hello sir, what can I get you?
Dave: I’ll have a pint of Wife Beater please.
by Lime March 04, 2019
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Wife beater

A bum that wears Wal-Mart quality tank tops. Hits women and uses them as punching bags. Usually named Ray or Adrian or Chris Brown
by Woman disrespecter November 18, 2017
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