Weiner Wacking

When a male tapes a razor blade to his penis and spins it in a circular motion to trip the pubes of a female.

Maddy needed help so I showed her my Weiner Wacking skills.

by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018

Wet Weiner

Blowjob is out. When yo girl sucking your knob, you’re getting that wet Weiner.

Babe, I want a wet Weiner.

by EAFrancis June 5, 2018

weiner gout

Gout of the penis making the member large and swollen. Every wife's whose husband has gouts dream.

Sandy to her boss: Fred had weiner gout all week it's been amazing!

by MarlinBohner June 9, 2018

weiner disease

when your face looks like a big, fat, juicy weiner.

“Yo his face looks like a big fat juicy weiner”
“Yep, he has weiner disease. Must suck.

by Don’s Grandpa August 11, 2022

Weinerization

The act of having sex with what you hope is a female

I gave alley one hell of a weinerization last night bro

by Slinky dink October 30, 2022

Weiner

A badass that randomly gropes co-workers for no good reason.

Ian is such a /weiner/ he just gropped Kyles ass again.

by PorkSloshauge November 17, 2022

Secondhand weinering

The act of touching your homies weiner and then proceed to preform fingerplay on a girl.

"jokes on you kelsey, I touched Ryans dick before fingering you. You just got a secondhand weinering."

by bbong67 January 18, 2022