Weiner tension

A feeling amongst a a group of dudes in a back room that arises when an otherwise unprovocative statement is manipulated into being about wieners.

After Neil’s last joke the Weiner tension in the room was throbbing.

by Neil’sHairyWeiner September 22, 2023

Weiner cradling

When your sleeping after sex and your guy still got his dick in you.

"Damn those teens are Weiner cradling again Sheryll!"

by The Cradler September 23, 2023

weiner

A sloppy spelling of wiener.

"The preferred spelling of "weiner" is W-I-E-N-E-R. Although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant." - Martin Prince

by LoreSka April 2, 2020

Non-existent weiner

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.

Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.

by Fakeweiner February 23, 2020

green weiner

it means that you have a "smol weiner" because they are refrencing yoda
but secretly yoda has footlong so dont be fustrated from saying green weiner be thankful

you have a smol green weiner,

by dekusfriendbaku May 4, 2020

Weiner weeper

Somebody who cries after receiving penis

That girl was a weiner weeper bro she sucked my dick then cried after.

by anonymous14 May 8, 2020

wyatt weiner

A dope as mother fucker who is hot as shit

Yo check out that Wyatt Weiner over there

by Money heist 2.0 June 1, 2020