Vistake

(Orig. Vista + mistake)What you create when you upgrade your OS buy a new computer with a Vista. This often leads to a Visache

Dude! What a Vistake! I can't believe you changed your Operating System to Vista!

by Jiefu June 23, 2008

Visual Gork

When one's member can be seen bulging in the slacks.

Good grief, Doug! Your visual gork is quivering like a chipmunk trapped in a denim hanky!

by jesusforgovernor July 4, 2008

Vishy Voshy

A orange colored fruit smoothie that enhances the pleasure of sexual intercourse. Sluts carry them around.

Guy: just ain't feeling it.
Girl: Lets use some Vishy Voshy

by asdf10 June 8, 2009

Vista Hoe

A vista Hoe is a group of girls who inhabit vista ridge in a big population. Vista Hoe: a girl who will waste your time and mess around with a ton of different guys but never date any. They will also ruthlessly egg you on.

Jonny:"hey how are you an that chick going? Did u ask her out yet? ".

Will:"yeah I did but she said no because she said she had to think about it.. "
Jonny:"damnnn that's a vista hoe. "

by DonkeyFartBox December 12, 2017

Vishali

A really pretty and smart girl. Usually a great dancer and extremely loyal. Very funny.

Hey who’s that bonerlicious girl over there?

Oh that’s Vishali.

by YoYoYoWhat? November 28, 2019

popcorn visit

an unscheduled, unsolicited booty call.

Calling someone from his/her parking lot to inform them that you are coming over.(a definite dating no no, don't do it!)Also just showing up unannounced, ignoring the object of ones affections request that you not come over and showing up anyway. (can you say stalker laws?)

My ex keeps making popcorn visits even though I told him I don't want to see him again, so got a restraining order on him.

by Ro~ May 29, 2008

bitch vision

Like tunnel vision, except for bitches. Typically only affects whipped betas or normal dudes with little experience. They prioritize the opposite sex over shit they shouldn't, like debts owed and promises made to bros.

"Yo, I tried hitting up dan for my money for the third time, and on his snap story he's at the festival with his bitch?"
"You know dan has bitch vision, right? It's his first hot girlfriend."

by K. Soul July 20, 2018