Vampire attack

when you put fake vampire teeth in your mouth and eat a girl out, during which the teeth become lost inside the vagina.

Joe- " Yo, Ted where are your vampire teeth?"

Ted - " Ugh, yo that bitch Jeremy lost em ina vampire attack yesterday."

by stoopid spick April 25, 2010

vampire teething

the act of shoving your pointy teeth into a males tiny penis hole

yeah man i let my girlfriend vampire teething me

by tune68 January 12, 2011

Vampire Clock

A rather insignificant character from a group of flash artist known as 'wordClock Crew/word' which was inspired by wordStrawberry Clock/word.
One of the few female members of the crew.

Vampire Clock's new movie was odd.

by VPC August 29, 2003

reverse vampire

When a girl stands over a person and periods into his/her mouth, effectively adding blood to their throat.

Last night, Beth was really freaky and gave Zach a reverse vampire.

I heard a girl talking about how she gave a guy a reverse vampire when he wasn't expecting it and he vomited all over her.

by Parker1 March 31, 2008

Vampire text

It is made by someone who texts you after the sun goes down because they have nothing else to and you become their time-suck.

I never hear from her unless it’s a vampire text.

by Governor7687 December 31, 2017

Vampire Milk

Vampire Milk is when a woman during her period uses a blood clot to mix in with milk, making it chunky and sort of red. Specialized if made with tit milk.

“Hey Mollie! that blood clot you had was HUGE yesterday! You should use it for your Vampire Milk!”

by vansareoverrated September 2, 2020

Vampire nipple

When you go to pop a pimple on your chest and it starts bleeding like a motherfucker.

Dude 1: "dude, this zit on my chest, I fucking popped it and it's bleeding like a motherfucker!"
Dude 2: "Oh dude, you got a fucking vampire nipple!"

by DryHumpingandHeavyPetting22 January 16, 2016