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vampire cunt

The action of masturbation or Oral sex while the female is menstruating
"¡Oh! You are in " those days" my love? Don't worry, I love Vampire Cunts".
by The Mishamiga May 21, 2016
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vampire teething

the act of shoving your pointy teeth into a males tiny penis hole
yeah man i let my girlfriend vampire teething me
by tune68 January 12, 2011
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Vampire Clock

A rather insignificant character from a group of flash artist known as 'wordClock Crew/word' which was inspired by wordStrawberry Clock/word.
One of the few female members of the crew.
Vampire Clock's new movie was odd.
by VPC August 29, 2003
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reverse vampire

When a girl stands over a person and periods into his/her mouth, effectively adding blood to their throat.
Last night, Beth was really freaky and gave Zach a reverse vampire.

I heard a girl talking about how she gave a guy a reverse vampire when he wasn't expecting it and he vomited all over her.
by Parker1 March 31, 2008
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Hunting Vampires

Taking a walk/drive to cool down after an arguement. Also the act of peace keeping in the streets of your hometown. Hunters observe the night life of the town and protect those unable to protect themselves.
Mum: Where ya going? we aint finished yet!!!
You: I'm hunting vampires/ I'm going hunting!
by DUDEYEAH July 6, 2010
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urban vampire

Urban vampires are romantic, charming & most of the time male. They still have all the powers of vampires e.g super strength, speed e.t.c. But the most wonderful thing about urban vampires is their eyes. With just one look - BAM! He's got you right where he wants you.

If you hear people say "twilight is stupid" - its not, urban vampires are much like edward cullen. Stephanie myer (twilight writer) came up with twilight in a dream, so she has some kind of connection with them, but we don't know how...

Urban vampires aren't all romantic though, there are vicious ones that will do anything to get human blood(again, referring back to twilight).

There are spells to become a vampire, but that is for another definition, on another day.

Until then - sleep tight...
Guy: twilight is stupid. Urban vampires, too

Me : ┌П┐(◣_◢)┌П┐
by magic 888 March 28, 2013
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plate vampire

A waiter or bartender who grabs the plate from you before you are done eating all of the food; too quickly.
Excuse me my fork is going into my mouth and there's still a full enchillada bite on my dish you plate vampire!
by adderword September 19, 2014
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