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twinkie

A snack cake created by Hostess which now is being more of a collectors item thanks to Hostess's Bankruptcy.
Damn, the cheapest box of twinkies is $21,000,000 on ebay.
by all your base belong to us November 27, 2012
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shit-filled twinkie

when bad events foment an unreasonably pessimestic view of life.
Life is a shit-filled twinkie and it's time to take another bite!
by donkeykongdick January 9, 2008
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Chocolate Twinkie

A chocolate twinkie is when someone injects semen into a chunk of excrement then has someone eat it.
"I saw this nasty porno last night where this guy gave this girl a chocolate twinkie. It was disgusting! Still...kinda cool though..."
by Dave Caldwell June 11, 2008
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twinkie

an asian dude that tries to act and dress white. yellow on the outside white on the inside
oh god that dude is so annoying. he thinks he white. what a twinkie
by Steph D. November 7, 2004
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twinkies

A unit of measurement in reference to somebody's poor eating habits regardless of his or her actual number of twinkies consumed.
Girl 1: Shit, that guy has to be atleast 400lbs!
Girl 2: Yeah looks as though he's been hittin the twinkies pretty hard.

I think you need to lay off the twinkies, Lars.

Phyllis definately gets her fair share of twinkies.
by Kakapoto June 9, 2007
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battle of the twinkies

A horrible battle in 2004 where there was a shortage of twinkies, so every woman named Jemima went to the twinkie warehouse and they fought a bloody battle. The Jemimas lost against the Cleophus's.
Man! I haven't seen this much carnage since the battle of the twinkies.
by CHI-FOO January 24, 2005
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twinkie vixen

An asian girl who think she's white. Yellow on the outside and white on the inside. She wears glasses, puffy bubble black or white North Face Jacket, baggy t-shirt and tight jeans. Also wears 5 inch thick shoes, girly colored sneakers or designer clothing. Can sometimes be seen wearing DKNY, Abercrombie, or Aeropostale. Most likely carries a women’s backpack.
Loves Japanese cartoons i.e. Hello Kitty, sailor moon
by Gunny CG February 13, 2003
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