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turtle crack

when your penis is slightly visible through the zipper that you forgot to close.
Babji walked out of the bedroom, once again with the zipper of his shorts open, creeping through the small crevice was the tip of his man junk. This was a classic case of turtle crack.
by GBond April 25, 2010
mugGet the turtle crackmug.

Turtle Lee

Turtle lee means is short ,eyes are small and he plays video games sucks.
by Cool guy go to be man November 20, 2022
mugGet the Turtle Leemug.

Turtle Food

Another name for marijuana. Otherwise more of a code name, to protect college students. Turtles are a pet that are allowed in the dorms. They are also awesome animals. The use of Marijuana sometimes reflects the acts of a turtle.. Slow, Hungry..etc.
roommate 1: " hey, did you get the turtle food?!"
roommate 2: "dude, I already fed the turtles. They're pretty damn full."
roommate 1: "You owe me 20 Bucks for that turtle food!"

People Listening: Thought(oh wow, they must have turtles.)
by turtlefoodordie October 13, 2011
mugGet the Turtle Foodmug.

breaching turtle

noun; Known regionally as "mustachious dollarous amphibious," the breaching turtle is a somewhat timid creature that can be commonly found relaxing stage-side at area strip clubs. It is not uncommon to see anywhere between 2-5 breaching turtles occupying the same dimly lit corner. The breaching turtle spends most of its time with its head safely concealed within its t-shirt-like shell (*note: breaching turtles have the ability to remain submerged for up to as many as 3 Def Leppard songs). A breaching turtle will remain concealed until its insatiable appetite for titty resin causes it to burst forth, craning its long neck in the direction of its prey. The breaching turtle utilizes a dollar bill held firmly between its nose and mouth to lure in the stripper it desires. Upon having titties rub in its face, the breaching turtle may linger for several more sets of titties before quietly retreating back into its shell. On rare occasion, breaching turtles may emerge to particularly large, old, or ugly strippers upon which the breaching turtle will hastily recede back into the safety of its 100% cotton shell (see "frightened turtle")
"Did you see Chris last night?"

"Yeah man! He waited through like two whole dances before totally going breaching turtle on that one with the phat azz and big ole tit-tays!"
by mustachious dollarous June 26, 2014
mugGet the breaching turtlemug.

turtle nub

A short, fat, ugly and sweating male creeping at the late Thirsty Turtle in College Park, MD. This man must be all of the characteristics stated previously to qualify. And most importantly he must be SWEATING, and not sweaty.
OMG, that turtle nub was tryna grind up all on me, so I poured my drink on him.
by weeniekinz June 3, 2011
mugGet the turtle nubmug.

turtle tussy

In the furry community turtle tussy means a femboy turtles genetalia
by sussyturtle December 10, 2022
mugGet the turtle tussymug.

turtle buns

1.Something said to anger your teacher.
2.Hot dog buns in the shape of turtles.
3.The rear end of a turtle.
Teacher:"What is the answer..."
Child:"Turtle buns!!!"
by Zombie Ninja Warrior March 10, 2012
mugGet the turtle bunsmug.

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