blubber tube

someone who is extrodinarily fat.

Josh Dawson is a large blubber tube.

by Laughing Bun September 2, 2005

Tit Tube

This is a tube usualy made of glass, 10 inches long and 4 inches in circumfrence. There are also designer tit tubes made by designers know as, Purple Death, Breast Sock 56, and Cuffle Pull. Women stuff their breasts into these tubes to give their breasts a more stylish look, and resembles a sock.

I gave my breasts a fantastic look, they look just like my grandfathers tube socks!

by Egon Strangler December 13, 2003

smoke the tube

The act of blowing some kind of smoke(cigarette,pot,etc...)through usually a papertowel tube to entice a small rodent into someone's anus for sexual pleasure. Usually a gay experience for the recepient not the rodent.

Hey Ted why don't you smoke the tube to get the gerbil in my ass.

OK!

That was great, now what do I do with the dead rodent in my anus?

by Holly1 January 10, 2007

tube steak

Yummy cylindrical steak that expands in moisture.

Arch Angel's tube steak is a mighty tasty!

by AA October 1, 2003

n00b tube

A bazooka or panzershreck in MOH Allied Assault, Spearhaed, or Breakthrough.

That guy sucks. The only reason he's doing so well is because he's using the n00b tube.

by Disco Stu October 20, 2003

Leg tube

A test tube that is duct taped to your leg that contains urine that is uncontaminated with pot residue that you use to pass a drug test. Smart guys shave there leg around the area where they will duct tape it for easy removal.

John's got a leg tube.

by Deep blue 2012 July 5, 2010

boom tube

1- a really big stupid muffler that is fitted on cars to make them loud even though they have a four cylinder engine that puts out about 100 hp

2- a rocket launcher or grenade launcher.

whoah! look at that geo metro with that huge boom tube stickin off the ass of it!

i saw Safetman coming around the corner so i busted out by boom tube and blasted that sack of shit

by FurBurger69 May 25, 2005