Total Criminalization

An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.

"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."

by Nakris-2 October 22, 2023

Totally Daddy

Totally Daddy is an expression or exclamation made as a synonym for good or awesome. Totally daddy is used for something being super good, daddy is used for something being good, and un-daddy is used for something being bad or awful. JY

“Hey! I just did a backflip!”

“That is totally daddy!

“I just lost my credit card.”
“That is so un-daddy”

by Yes_. March 11, 2024

total._.poser02

Lifesaver. Love you floor lover<3

Someone: Who saved your life?

Me: It was total._.poser02 !

by Miss.johanssons.necklace April 10, 2022

A total smoke

Someone who’s really fucking hot.

K: Have you met Stacy’s mom?
M: Yeah, she’s a total smoke

by kosibee03 July 3, 2020

for totallys

To express complete agreement.

Easily abbreviated to "FT" for text messages.

Chad: Are you going to Mitchell's party?
Lilly: For totallys.

by Freenachos December 1, 2007

totally titalicious

having completely delicious tits

1)that girl is totally titalicious
2)the girl i fucked last night was so totally titalicious

by sexy and sexy December 29, 2009

Total Welfare Sweep

Said by Welfarists when the Welfare Party of Sordland experiences gains in elections.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Luka Markus won 47% of the Popular Vote?"
Welfarist: "TWS (Total Welfare Sweep)"

by Sheauteroux July 21, 2025