Tomato

The best thing to have ever been created. P E R I O D T.

Peony: Hey! do you have any tomatoes?
Lillian: No..? why would I?
Peony: Because they're the best!

by TomatoUwU October 14, 2020

Tomatoes

A fruit/vegetable that boosts breast growth in young women

Eat your tomatoes for your titties!

by Jumbalaya Bitch April 5, 2020

tomato nose

when ones nose is so bulbous and red it appears to be like a tomato.

Jaime: Hey remember when Fernando was mistaken for Santa Claus last year for his tomato nose? Good times.
Fernando: Hey!!

by Jamsauce927 January 21, 2011

busted tomato

when you fill a water balloon with a girls period blood and throw it at some one

shane threw a busted tomato at jessa

by kaednbgrn November 7, 2017

Spicy Tomato Soup

When you eat a takis, or anything spicy, then go down on a girl when shes on her period.

I really enjoyed my spicy tomato soup last night.

by Wise Gent June 8, 2019

Rotten Tomato

the sick act of dismembering the phallic member of a man and proceeding to screw it onto his decapitated head

“they found the man rotten tomatoed”

by sneakdissah August 27, 2025

circumsized tomatoes

When you forcefully peel off the foreskin of a ginger boy while he is awake.

Did you hear about jayden? The kinky bastard said he cant wait till he gets his Circumsized tomatoes.

by The real g 4220 December 15, 2019