toilet hugger

The word “toilet hugger” is a way of preferring to people who suffer from bulimia or eating disorders in general. This term is typically used amongst people with eating disorders to joke around and make light of their suffering, or for people on the out-skirts to use it as a derogatory term.

“bitch, go to the nearest psych ward you fucking toilet hugger.”

“how about you leave people with mental disorders alone and mind your own business for once bethany? no one asked you to play savior.”

by girlvomit March 17, 2023

nuke the toilet

Th definition of taking a giant shit in your toilet, so it feels like it should eksplode.

I need to go use the bathroom, so i can nuke the toilet

by S.A.T.A.N June 3, 2021

Toilet Guardian

A member of the Ancient Order of the Guard of Club Lavatories. Those incredibly mystical and powerful brown people who watch you pee and then wash your hands for you. Surprising numbers of them seem to be serial rapists/sex offenders

"No spray no laaay, no spray no laay, we want gash gash gash" - Toilet Guardian

"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person

by twigulus October 23, 2011

Tonka Toilet

When you go into a men's restroom and look at the urinals, there's always the child sized one that you will inevitably be stuck with.

The Tonka Toilet's name is derived from the ever popular Tonka Toys that children play with.

In the movie "Billy Madison" Adam Sandler goes to elementary school. He was stuck with a restroom full of Tonka toilets.

by jlawthelarson October 2, 2009

Toilet milkshake

When your poo is the consistency of a creamy, dairy-based, semi-frozen dessert beverage.

Dude, I think I’m sick. I’ve made like four toilet milkshakes today.

by Stompy5 December 6, 2018

Energy Toilet

A person who is generally regarded as having good energy who gives it away freely to those who need to heal, but to a fault. Thus resulting in being the designated healer, while constantly eating everyone else’s shit.

Tori used Brian as an energy toilet one too many times and he finally snapped and shit it all back down her throat! That’s why she hates him. It wasn’t his fault, he only wanted to help.

by deememetee March 11, 2021

Crusty toilet

The rim around a womans vigina that has scabes all over and is constantly wet.

When she pulled down her pantis there was a crusty toilet!

by Dick Biscet November 6, 2010