thunder crashing

When you kiss someone and you get such a strong feeling of love, care and being safe that it feels like thunder is crashing all around you.

Like falling into a black hole knowing that there must be a bottom but not caring.

"Did you feel that? It's like thunder crashing around us."

by Sirius.ly December 21, 2015

thunder nuttin

To blow a load so hard that yo balls hurt.

You know that shits good when you thunder nuttin. And damn my balls hurt

by Beowulf78 September 3, 2017

Thunder speed

When you are fucking a girl so fast you feel like you are in a tornado.The booms of her cheeks imitate the sound of thunder.(only works with straight sex none of that gay shit)

“Want some pizza?”-Mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome

“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark

by ChunkyCheese05 October 6, 2021

Blood Thunder

When a girl releases a queef on her period causing a loud thunder while releasing blood.

Dude did she sit in blood? Nah man she just had some blood thunder.

by tardefinition May 20, 2020

thunder thud

An endearing nickname given to the WWII era P-47 Thunderbolt.

Look! Thunder Thud six 'o' clock high!

by Brawny Charger June 3, 2017

thunder chunking

When two morbidly obese lesbians become scissor sisters.

"I caught Connie and Ellen thunder chunking in the master bedroom!"

by Boy Butter September 21, 2018

Thunder McPrincess

A dainty princess-like fart that sounds elegant but actually smells like horse shit.

Bianca: Oh my god, I wasn't expecting it to smell that badly.. It didn't even sound like a stinky one...

Doug: Bianca, I can't believe you just Thunder McPrincess'd

by poohead-peabody November 14, 2012