Pork indused hydrogen sulfide rich vapour jettisoned from the digestive tract, with hallucinatory properties specifically known to induce visions of alien abduction and possible molestation. The odor has been described as a synthesis of thousand year egg, wet dog and brimstone.
Brian: OMFG! I see lights in the sky, think I'm being abducted by ALIENS!
Jer: No that's not aliens that's my Swamp Gas. I had all you can eat baby back pork ribs from Chillies.
Brian: The aliens are probing my orifices with hot metal objects! The space ship smells like Hell, maybe I've died and gone to Hell.
Jer: Nah your not being probed you just sat on the Can Cheese.
Jer: No that's not aliens that's my Swamp Gas. I had all you can eat baby back pork ribs from Chillies.
Brian: The aliens are probing my orifices with hot metal objects! The space ship smells like Hell, maybe I've died and gone to Hell.
Jer: Nah your not being probed you just sat on the Can Cheese.
by Jerman900 October 23, 2022
Get the Swamp Gasmug. An adult person that offers no financial help to the household nor does any of the house work. A complete parasite that hurls insults at the host and make demands of the host. If the host begins to remove the parasite from his/her life the parasite will lie to everyone including the police until the host is charged with some bogus charge and other people attack the host for removing the parasitic piece of shit from his/her life.
by NoMoreLeeches January 10, 2020
Get the Swamp Leechmug. Swampass is the upgraded way to tell if a homie is being legit fr ong. If a homie lies on swampass they aint a homie anymore
Person 1"yo brother did you hug my girl?"
Person 2 "naah bruv aint no way i hug dat b"
Person 1 "on swamp ass bro"
Person 2 "ok g u got me ther cu I hugged dat bbg and dat b wuz damp as fuukk slime...soory c"
Person 1 "wow bru the fuu that messed c but im glad we can be honasst"
Person 2 "naah bruv aint no way i hug dat b"
Person 1 "on swamp ass bro"
Person 2 "ok g u got me ther cu I hugged dat bbg and dat b wuz damp as fuukk slime...soory c"
Person 1 "wow bru the fuu that messed c but im glad we can be honasst"
by realone1c October 12, 2022
Get the swamp assmug. T Thompson says swamp twawt is a slut that hasnt showered in months pussy slimy.and smells like a swamp
by T thompson October 22, 2019
Get the swamp twawtmug. by Swamp finger man June 7, 2018
Get the Swamp fingersmug. The combination of chode sweat, crabs and beach sand that can be found anywhere between the ass crack and ball sack.
by Umpaloompasmasher6969 March 23, 2022
Get the Swamp Gritsmug. An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Swamp donkeymug.