Salty peach

Eating pussy that’s been on the boat or on the beach all day!

I was eating pussy one afternoon that was out on the island all days. Wow that was one salty peach!

by The Peach Eater September 22, 2020

salty chihuahua

A dirty sexual act involving a man cumming on a girl's stomach, then licking it up and spitting the hot salty load into her mouth.

Last night got freaky. We started doing doggystyle and we finished with a salty chihuahua

by Pocketpittie November 28, 2016

Salty Shrimp

A person who trys to do thier best

And look at the bright side

But ends up being pissed off With life

(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me

I am a salty shrimp

by Salty Shrimp June 17, 2016

Salty Mudcake

When you masturbate whilst on the toilet and faeces and semen leave your body at the same time.

Callum got bored at work so he went to the toilet and knocked out a Salty Mudcake

by The Creampie Guy June 1, 2023

salty roo

An Australian bloke who gets pissy when his commander is taken in a rally.

NAP Police, quit being such a salty Roo! It's not my fault you rallied me and lost. See salty bitch

by RiverSlayer December 12, 2016

Salty Straw

The white substance that comes out of a man’s pee hole after jerking it.

“Hey dad, can I taste some of your salty straws?”
“Fuck off Jason, I’m saving it for your brother.”

by Yeetus de fetus June 19, 2020

salty pats

The act of pulling down your pants, sitting on someone's face, and forcefully rubbing your rectum and testicles on the person's face until they can escape.

Did you hear about Peyton Manning? Apparently when he was in college he gave a female trainer the salty pats.

by Jkc0722 March 6, 2016