A Big Sexy Boi with a striking jawline and dashing foreign looks. When taken out he will attract all women within l in a 5 mile radius is they are more than 2 years younger(Nonce) despite his label they will still flock to be blessed by his words. He is unusually tall over 6’3 and is flailly and uncoordinated and shit On a bike. Do not leave your Darn unattended by a road!
by Darny’s no.1 Boi November 13, 2020
Get the Darny Pigmug. When you shove an apple in your lovers mouth, similar to a roasting pig, and then commence an anal fisting. Ideal for muffling the pig like squeals that may accompany a hearty dry or lubed fist.
Which do you prefer? A Red Delicious or a Granny Smith for your forthcoming pig fisting?
I was pig fisting Rachel last night. It was a rough one. She bit straight to the core.
I was pig fisting Rachel last night. It was a rough one. She bit straight to the core.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
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Get the guini pigmug. 
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Get the slick pigmug.