Hyper Nonce

A "Hyper-Nonce" is someone that is extremely cringe worthy and actually thinks they're cool for said action

I.e. Liverpool fan on twitter

State of this lad... Absolute Hyper-Nonce him!

What are you doing you absolute hyper nonce

by Grazzyb March 1, 2019

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No Nonce November

During the month of November, all good nonces are called to curb their noncery.
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment

Nick: Well Pete, it's that time of year again. We'll have to leave those kids alone for a while

Pete: It's No Nonce November again?

Nick: Yep

Pete: Cock!

by NonceNick November 2, 2021

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Nonce

A nonce is a child toucher who commonly hangs around schools or playgrounds to pedo on younger kids

See him he is such a nonce.
What a nonce why is he looking at the arena year old.

by Kiddy fiddler May 8, 2018

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Nonce

A paedophile

That guy named travis over there is a big fuckin strokey nonce haha

by CrazyManSam August 4, 2020

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Nonce

a word used by mainly British people to describe a nasty filthy paedophile

lily: "mr friend jus tried to touch me"
harry:"im gunna report that cunt, what a nonce"

by glitterfairy.com July 20, 2023

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The ability to to pull and get with underage girls. Used for successful nonces (pedophiles) that are confident and victorious in their approach.

Individuals with certified Nonce Rizz include several billionaires and celebrities such as: Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, Ghislaine Maxwell, Bill Clinton, Calvin Ayre, Fritzl, and Roshan from Sam's tailor

Epstein: Bro come to my island this weekend
Bill Gates: What do you have planned?

Epstein: I'm gonna fly out five fifteen year old hoes and we can have some fun with them

Bill Gates: Shiiiit son, you're on some Nonce Rizz... I'm there bro

by ebilnoob December 8, 2023

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