Mcdonalds Mclipo Meal

What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.

Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.

by jethrojones November 22, 2020

chopper meal

The copper meal comes with a dirty burger made by phill Collins and a Raleigh chopper bike aswell they are the best meals to get if your a skits cunt

Jim Lahey:You got any chopper meals Phil

Phil: yeah Jim got loads

by BigFackenLez.2 March 2, 2024

Street Meal

A Very Fast Prepped Low Income Meal

im low on cash so i decided to make a Street Meal

by JimmAsin March 10, 2021

Meal Computer

1.A forgotten night

2. In school Slang a broken computer

1. Dude that night seems meal Computer
2. My school laptops looks like meal Computer

by 459395 February 25, 2022

Top off meal

A very small meal consumed shortly after a "normal" meal that didn't quite fill you up enough.

Let's stop at a fast food place for a top off meal...just something small. That last meal wasn't quite enough.

by Michelleboommm May 23, 2019

eat the happy meal

to swallow sperm

I told that bitch to eat the happy meal.

by illuminutteh September 15, 2017

Abba Two Meals

An absolute lad usually by the name of Aaron typically who will easily stretch to a cheeky 'double Maccies' once in a while. He wouldn't dream of turning down a beer or six at a party because well... He is just Abba. Doesn't mind spending a few quid to satisfy his hunger, no matter how large the meal is. Abba is just a lad who will take no shit yet is a very loveable and best friend to the people he cares about most.

"That Abba Two Meals is getting his fill again"

by AbbasSecretary March 24, 2016