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Brad

The Brad is the polar opposite of a Chad. Brads do not make themselves present to everyone, but you can feel their alpha male presence when they're close. Brads are the ultimate womaniser and can crush Chad's with their finger tips, they're also known for having really large penises, even when flaccid, and can make God cry by flexing.
You can tell that guy is a Brad.
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Brad Sibley

One sexy fella the best lover there is and one hell of a fine fella sometimes he smells like sweaty skunk butt, and his false teeth fell out on the floor when he sneezed and he picked them up and put them back in his mouth

But he is still one sexy beast
by Bradisafool June 25, 2016
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Brad Jones

by ScottyDCFC July 15, 2022
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Brad luck

The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.
Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.

Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012
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Brad Swanson

It’s not what we do, it’s how we do it.”
Brad Swanson always says it’s not what we do it’s how we do it
by Smooch daddy August 1, 2019
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Busy As Brad

To be busier than any other human on Earth, meaning sometimes you have to work as late as 10:30pm. To be busier than Brad is impossible.
Mate... I'm that busy at the moment you could say I'm as 'Busy as Brad'.

Really? You must have a bit on!
Yeah flat out mate...
by bradbusy August 22, 2019
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