"Why Not" Bang

When you have the option to bang someone and you have nothing better to do and can't think of a good reason not to so you go ahead.
In programming,

If not_to_bang_reason == NONE :

Return bang!

Person#1: I was there and so was he so I tossed him a "why not" bang.
Person#2: *shrug* why not!
Person#1: precisely.

by MissPoopyButthole June 20, 2019

Panda Bangs

Panda bangs are bangs that curl over the forehead and down into the upper eye socket. Usually hard as steel, if thick enough, diamonds.

Wow, Abbey has mad Panda bangs, she must be invincible!

by Calixtus March 25, 2011

Panda Bangs

Bangs that curl over the forehead, while not actually making contact with the forehead. Stronger then diamonds, can deflect bullets and other strong forces.

Wow, Abbey has crazy Panda Bangs, she must be invincible

by Callixtus March 27, 2011

cyber bang

Slam dunking her with the virtual love monkey

She was 6000 miles away but i still cyber banged her.

by Incredible1 June 10, 2012

bang-seat

Slang for aircraft ejection seat (British)

OK Joe, lets pull the bang-seat from aircraft Alfa Bravo.

by Earwig Polyester September 24, 2006

The Braxton Bang

When you finger a girl with grippo chip dust on your.

The Braxton Bang can cause quite a burning.

by TheMartyr May 15, 2021

Beijing Bang

Just before you insert the unsheethed cock in the females arse you scrape 2 finger laods of dickcheese and forcefully shove the fingers up the womens nose. As she projectile vomits all over the floor you shove a broken glass so far up there ass it hurt a lot.

I Beijing Banged the poor lady and she never walked again

by ahahdjssidhebsdc September 2, 2022