Zach Fact

Facts that are immediately known to be true. That's a Zach Fact

Kid #1: The sky is yellow
Kid #2: No it isn't moron
Kid #1: Well it's a Zach Fact
Kid #2: Aw shit you're right

by <;)> May 11, 2018

Zach

An individual with the propensity to engage in coitus with goats, or other goat-like animals.

Austin: “Hey Moe, did you see that zach over there?”

Moe: “Yeah bro, beastiality is gross. Zach play.”

by Ar11936255 November 23, 2022

Zach

Zach is someone who will make you fall in love with them for whole year and tell you he loves you many times, then decide that he is no longer happy being with you anymore, and is sick of the “arguments” and says you’re apparently too emotional despite knowing you suffer from a mental illness. And then after he is “no longer happy with you” he will continue to string you along for 2 months, kissing you and being with you, but everytime you say you still love him, he will say “sorry, this doesn’t mean anything. i don’t want a relationship”. And he will continue to repeat this cycle of cuddling and kissing you constantly but never admitting he still loves you. and when you get upset he says “he never made you go back to him” fully knowing that you are still in love with him and are incredibly attached to him and cannot comprehend him not being in your life. So you constantly go back so that for even a short while, you can once again feel loved by your first love and the one person who ever made you feel safe and who made you fully comfortable around him.

Hello, are you in the mood to get constantly used and taken advantage of in your vulnerable state? Ask Zach!

by agesandtutoring November 22, 2023

Zach

Zach is one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet without a doubt!! Anyone can instantly fall for him no matter how long it takes to get to know him, he’s adorable in every way and so easy to talk to that you could spend half a life time making conversation with him. He’s so courageous and usually absolutely awesome at football and has a really good taste in music. Find yourself a zach in your life, he’s everything anybody could want and has all the time in the world for you. He can instantly make you happy and smile make your days so much more bearable

I can’t believe how amazing zach is, I didn’t know anyone had the capacity to make me so happy

by Izzy init October 24, 2020

zach time

the period of time between a plantation owner leaving the plantation and coming back.

Slave: ayo Pierre, Massa's not here, you wanna come out here?
Pierre: AYYYYYYYYE, it's Zach Time!

by thatgnigga April 30, 2021

Zach

Some one with a huge throbing penis

Wow I'm a Zach right now it's huge!

by Zach gunnelsZa6969 August 15, 2018

Zach Slater

Zach Slater more formally known as zesco, has a strange tendency to eat out other mens assholes and likes the taste of their smelly dick cheese. Zach (Zesco) thinks he pulls bitches where as he gets no choss. Zach experiences periods where he believes he is the ultimate top G and believes he is the Asian reincarnation of famous kick boxer Andrew Tate. Zesco also loves underage girls and likes to watch them enter and leave school in their tight little skirts.

Man I want have sex with Zach Slater JK.

by bigchoode1101 October 27, 2022