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Xbox

Xbox is another way of saying queer, or LGBTQ+.
Man I saw some weird Xbox porn, it was really gay.
by Xbox has gaymers June 19, 2019
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Xbox

it’s a disease mostly boys get called Xbox which effects there fingers for typing back to there gfs , voice box for speaking to them , and brain for losing it
person 1: i think kieron died
person 2: yeah he got the Xbox disease
by anonymous June 24, 2022
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Xbox One

As an xbox player for 3 years, I can rightfully say that Xbox has dissapointed me for almost every day of those 3 years.

1. It’s core services randomly go “offline”. We all know that theres some rat hiding in the hq who clicks random buttons that runs away laughing because he ruined the evening of millions of gamers. His pay check is as good as a bucket of dirt. These core services mean everything so when these go offline, everything is broken. Games, store, apps, litterally anything. At that point its as useless as beating a jellyfish to death with a stick. They also dont fix this for about a full day so theres pretty much millions of players just sitting there reading “our ‘engineers’ are working very hard to fix this issue”.

2. The menus are usually slow and unresponsive. The ‘cursor’, if you will, just doesnt appear sometimes. Your then navigating nothing.

3. Sometimes when you turn on your xbox, the controllers can’t connect. You cant reconnect them unless you restart your xbox.

4. You lose connection to parties even though your still connected to an online game

5. It just doesnt install stuff by itself when you think youve made it clear enough that you want something to download.

You tell your friend to get on to play the new game, but oh wait! Its waiting to be installed!
Xbox one - a product with many hard working engineers!
by wrocald September 6, 2019
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xbox crew

A dysfunctional group of people who are also retard's and useless to society they cannot play rainbow six siege
by Foodmcdonalldisnigger July 2, 2017
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Xbox player

People with chlamydia and herpes who swears at their mom because they’re the biggest fags god mad
by Lil skies son February 27, 2020
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xbox

means huge, since the OG xbox was as big as 3 houses :)
Guy 1: Man this cereal box is... it's...
Guy 2: xbox ?
Guy 1: yeah, that's it, xbox.
by letig January 5, 2020
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Etg a xbox

An etg stands for elemental titan god. This means he is bad at fortnite and any othere game he is playing he can't drive a shiP because he's a set 9. But he has a little brother which bums of any roblox game he plays
For example that guy iS etg a xbox

Oh he's gay
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