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shag-wagon

An adult game in a vehicle, when a person sees a volts wagon bus (operational or non operational) calls shag-wagon and points it out, that person gets any sexual favor he or she desires at anytime within a one month period. A person can claim as many as possible and use them on the person called with! after one month of shag-wagon being called it is canceled out, each calling is one point (sexual favor) Also a shag-wagon point can be canceled out by another persons shag-wagon point.

a variation to the slug-bug and love-bug game!
Shag-wagon
person # 1.
I see a shag wagon, you owe me sex how ever i tell you to do it tonight!
person # 2.
Ha ha i see a shag wagon, I don't owe you shit, unless you wanna let me put it in your butt!
person # 1. hell no you can't put it in my butt, damn i guess i lost out on a shag wagon!
person # 2. ya well i see another shag wagon right there!

and i say oh yes i am!
mugGet the shag-wagonmug.

fag wagon

Derogatory term for an ambulance. Typically said by firefighters.
Where in the hell is the fag wagon to pick up this jackass patient.
by Ali T February 11, 2006
mugGet the fag wagonmug.

jag wagon

When a guy "jags" himself all the time, he's referred to as a jag wagon. Jag = Jack and wagon = penis.
Jimmy is always busy jagging his wagon in the bathroom. He's such a jag wagon!
by Psychodrama January 2, 2012
mugGet the jag wagonmug.

Station Wagon

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 fist into the anus.
The bitch got crazy last night, so I gave her the station wagon.
by Sargent Stiffy October 14, 2008
mugGet the Station Wagonmug.

Pulling the wagon

When a man takes a shit in a girls asshole and she pushes it out through her pussy into his asshole while giving him oral, making him eat the shit while pulling on her hair like a wagon.
Dude what did you and Lucy do last night”? “We were pulling the wagon.
by Moist tampon May 31, 2018
mugGet the Pulling the wagonmug.

Meat Wagon

A slew of overweight, underaged dirtbags often accompanied by flannel.
I certainly hope the Meat Wagon doesn't show up to Deto's Halloween Party.

or

Don't tell the Meat Wagon about Katina's super secret slumber party.
by Aluminium March 16, 2009
mugGet the Meat Wagonmug.

Dick Wagon

A man or Hermaferdite whose penis looks like a red flyer wagon. the sides look as if they are squished like a banana; rounded at the edges and triangular at the head of it.
Mike The Situation is on the outside but hes a total queef nugget and has a Dick Wagon.
by Jake Thompson 1 December 15, 2010
mugGet the Dick Wagonmug.

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