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Jefferies Tube

Star Trek slang for a woman's vagina.

Came from the Jefferies tubes on the Enterprise, the small, narrow maintenance shafts into which Scotty could barely fit.
"He gently massages your gel packs while he replicates some lube, Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jefferies tube" -Voltaire, The Sexy Data Tango
by MagnusMjoi October 12, 2010
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Tit Tube

This is a tube usualy made of glass, 10 inches long and 4 inches in circumfrence. There are also designer tit tubes made by designers know as, Purple Death, Breast Sock 56, and Cuffle Pull. Women stuff their breasts into these tubes to give their breasts a more stylish look, and resembles a sock.
I gave my breasts a fantastic look, they look just like my grandfathers tube socks!
by Egon Strangler December 13, 2003
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smoke the tube

The act of blowing some kind of smoke(cigarette,pot,etc...)through usually a papertowel tube to entice a small rodent into someone's anus for sexual pleasure. Usually a gay experience for the recepient not the rodent.
Hey Ted why don't you smoke the tube to get the gerbil in my ass.

OK!

That was great, now what do I do with the dead rodent in my anus?
by Holly1 January 10, 2007
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tube steak

Yummy cylindrical steak that expands in moisture.
Arch Angel's tube steak is a mighty tasty!
by AA October 1, 2003
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n00b tube

A bazooka or panzershreck in MOH Allied Assault, Spearhaed, or Breakthrough.
That guy sucks. The only reason he's doing so well is because he's using the n00b tube.
by Disco Stu October 20, 2003
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Leg tube

A test tube that is duct taped to your leg that contains urine that is uncontaminated with pot residue that you use to pass a drug test. Smart guys shave there leg around the area where they will duct tape it for easy removal.
John's got a leg tube.
by Deep blue 2012 July 5, 2010
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Noob tube

A grenade at a party who waits till you are very drunk and just keeps on coming at you in order to try to hook up with you.
Man1:Shit man Jon was Noob tubed at the party. I felt so bad for him
Man2: Hahahahaha, she was so fat. Poor bastard
by DJ Comphy November 22, 2011
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