Musky Trumpet

Dicking a woman down after a long sweaty day of work.

"I got home and gave her the ol' musky trumpet"

"I'd take his musky trumpet!"

by Mexel March 12, 2025

Trumpet

From the English Trump and Puppet. Someone who makes a lot of noise but doesn't really say anything. Or someone who repeats things that are not true, or is manipulated to do so.

"That news anchor on Fox News was such a Trumpet."

Fred: "Hey Jim did you know the Earth is flat?"
Jim: "Shutup fred you are such a Trumpet."

Did you see that orange man carrying on like a rabid narcissist psycopath? Yep he's a Trumpet.

by Kalgores October 30, 2019

Trumpeting

Set of marketing measures that helped Donald Trump to become US president

- Look, what a funny meme about Trump!
- You are exposed to trumpeting, bro

by jerry_rum December 8, 2016

trumpet

the best of the instruments

person 1: I play trumpet man
Person 2: that's so cool bro

by natertatertots69420 November 19, 2021

Slut Trumpet

Much like a slut but proudly declares to everyone she is a slut as loud as possible. Will tell you upfront how much of a whore she is and how many men and or women she has been with as if it's some kind of badge

Guy #1: Eyy man you seen Mary?

Jacob: Hell no man that bitch is a slut trumpet.

by ClapclapWonk June 7, 2019

The Shoe Trumpet

The shoe trumpet is when you cut the end of a shoe off and insert it in your partners private part and blow air into it to fill her up and make her queef

"Yo I tried the shoe trumpet with Tammy lee last night she queefed so long"

by LilNickker April 18, 2017

trumpet pinky

Being a trumpet player and your right pinky is always sore from the oinky hook behind the valves.

Ouch, I can barely move my finger, I guess this is what I get for playing trumpet, trumpet pinky sucks. This trumpet sure is a brasshole.

by Swagbæ June 18, 2018