Girls usually found in pairs frequenting bar/clubs toilets with an aim to find gossip. Will find unlikely victims, possibly in a state of intoxication to spill their inner most secrets/problems/issues to the Detectives and will then become part of a memorable night out. Occasionally Toilet Detectives will be armed with CSI style tape for comedy purposes and generally find other police-like memorabilia such as truncheons and hats.
Toilet detective 1: Wow, that's a pretty skirt.
Victim: Thanks (proceeds to look sad) my boyfriend gave it to me
Toilet detective 2: oh that was nice of him
Victim: not really, he's CHEATING on me!!! (breaks down into tears)
Toilet detectives: why don't you tell us about it.....gossip ensues.
Victim: Thanks (proceeds to look sad) my boyfriend gave it to me
Toilet detective 2: oh that was nice of him
Victim: not really, he's CHEATING on me!!! (breaks down into tears)
Toilet detectives: why don't you tell us about it.....gossip ensues.
by the purple panda March 9, 2008
Get the Toilet Detectivesmug. The word “toilet hugger” is a way of preferring to people who suffer from bulimia or eating disorders in general. This term is typically used amongst people with eating disorders to joke around and make light of their suffering, or for people on the out-skirts to use it as a derogatory term.
“bitch, go to the nearest psych ward you fucking toilet hugger.”
“how about you leave people with mental disorders alone and mind your own business for once bethany? no one asked you to play savior.”
“how about you leave people with mental disorders alone and mind your own business for once bethany? no one asked you to play savior.”
by girlvomit March 17, 2023
Get the toilet huggermug. Timmy akrwady in the midst of smoking a j when nature came a calling so he took his journey to the porcillin throne and toke several toilet tokes.
by DankmasterOG November 2, 2015
Get the Toilet Tokemug. A member of the Ancient Order of the Guard of Club Lavatories. Those incredibly mystical and powerful brown people who watch you pee and then wash your hands for you. Surprising numbers of them seem to be serial rapists/sex offenders
"No spray no laaay, no spray no laay, we want gash gash gash" - Toilet Guardian
"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person
"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person
by twigulus October 23, 2011
Get the Toilet Guardianmug. by 1400gaijin April 19, 2018
Get the toilet niggamug. When you are on the toilet and you take a shit sometimes water will splash your asshole therefor making it a toilet splash.
by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019
Get the Toilet Splashmug. Any baked treat eaten within the confines of a bathroom.
This can include cake, pie, cookies, eclairs, donuts or any other sweet treat. There is a deep shame associated with eating toilet cake.
This can include cake, pie, cookies, eclairs, donuts or any other sweet treat. There is a deep shame associated with eating toilet cake.
"Can't believe you caught Bill eating toilet cake."
"I know, bro. Why in the world would someone eat devils food cake in the shitter?"
"I know, bro. Why in the world would someone eat devils food cake in the shitter?"
by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 4, 2013
Get the Toilet Cakemug.