swamp force

v.

1. a release of hormonal fluids so severe that not only do you lose your soul when doing so, but your cum turns purplish green and your penis deflates like a balloon

2. a woman that got shrek dick

not hulk

but shrek specifically in terms of strong body odor

1. Dude you should’ve seen me blast my load. It was such a swamp force of cum.

2. i got dicked down via swamp force

by YT_BlueFro December 16, 2020

Swamp Drink

Usaully a revolting concoction of blended vegetables. Usually includes everything green, spinach, lettuce, Brussels sprouts, avacadoes, bell peppers, Grannysmith apples, celery, eggplant, carrots (preferably green), and balsamic vinegar. After the ingredients are blended together nicely, a thick 8 inch layer of green foam soaks the top of the blender. This gives the "Green drink" it's swampy look. Supposedly very healthy for you, but give fair warning that it turns your excrement green.

Susie:" But Dr. Oz said that blended vegetables are good for you honey."

Kevin: "Get that Swamp Drink away from me! I'd rather have a blended burger than that shit!"

by XenocideJoe May 11, 2013

Swamp monster

Noun redneck for an ugly person.

Damn that swamp monster over there wants your number

by Stevil85 October 6, 2016

Swamp swallow

A swamp swallow is the males version of the classic " puddle duck " ( the name given to a female that will happily have relations with pretty much anyone that is offering the drug "ice" in exchange .

Sally says.... "Holy shit ....Quick hide the pipe" . . . to Sarah as the "swamp swallow" ....aka - Andrew enters the residence .

by Queen Akasha 666 October 12, 2022

swamp asshat

An insult that combines the definitions of "swamp ass" and "ass hat". Swamp ass meaning "when your ass is so sweaty you feel as if it is literally in a swamp" and Asshat meaning "when your head is so far up your ass, your ass becomes a hat for your head."

Swamp Asshat:

"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."

by Angstyaf October 22, 2018

Swamp Cakes

The sexual act of eating the ingredients of a smore from the between the buttocks after they have melted due to body heat.

Yeah, on our camping trip my boyfriend fed me swamp cakes. It was hot.

by thejettison July 18, 2016

Swamp Donkey

A term used in baseball when a player hits a home run to express how far it was hit.

Synonyms- tank, bomb, daddy hack

Woah! That was a long home run Carlos! That was a Swamp Donkey!

by Smowy June 17, 2023