Pi

Some fuckass guy who wears rectangular glasses and his value is circumference divided by diameter. He's gay but somehow he gets all of the girls. He has IBS but who even gives a shit (no pun intended). Everyone wants to integrate the area under his curves and he sometimes wears a Hatsune Miku wig, which turns him into Irratsune Piku. He is so fucking cute that you would definitely wank to him and buy a Fumo of him (not sponsored by ZUN). He plays Touhou Project and his favorite character is Reisen, aka that fuckass bunny girl who uses wavelengths physics type shit. He knows Naomi.

"bro i just learnt about pi in trigonometry class"
"omg pi is in the fucking whiteboard and all of the girls formed a CIRCLE around it"

by 16k512e December 15, 2025

Banana Pi

The title of a contemporary artwork by a maverick artist, with the number π in different typefaces and fonts randomly spread out on the skin of a banana, whose starting price at an upcoming auction is forecast to be at least US$3.14 million.

A billionaire felon who’s recently pardoned for his years-long crypto crimes is rumoured to be a potential buyer of “Banana Pi,” with the plan to donate it to a presidential library.

by Numerati November 1, 2025

Pi

The post-Omicron coronavirus variant that is suing the WHO for refusing to credit her for reasons (political, racial, …, mathematical) unknown to, or hidden from, her, even after she had visited millions of urban homes in China and spent some uneasy time with the residents from all social strata, in recent weeks.

With tens of millions of migrant workers going back to their villages to visit their loved ones in the Lunar New Year of the Rabbit, Pi rationalized that her targeted billion-odd visitations in rural areas wouldn’t go unnoticed by WHO officials, who’d be forced to grant her overdue Greek citizenship among fellow Covid-19 variants.

by Fasters January 13, 2023

Pi

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Nerd: wanna hear how much of pi I know?
Guy: OH NO NOT AGAI...
Nerd: 3.
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by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 1, 2020

Pi (hole)

A person that has lost their grip on reality and believes hearsay over any other form of information. Some say cognitive dissonance derives from this initial behaviour and it can be treated with activities such as sanding and white goods maintenance.

"Honestly, he's such a Pi (hole), he told me to drink coffee before sleeping"

"She told me about that too, what a Pi (hole)"

by FactualRubbish October 29, 2021

pi-gon

a korean nickname given to crystal describing where her actions, behaviors, and or crystal herself become tiredsome or unsuitable to the other party.

word is pronounced pee-gon.

crystal's bargaining to obtain karen's property in ghettopoly were extremely pi-gon for jin and rae.

by jin c. March 24, 2008

Pi Reincarnation

When the number π has undergone many transformations over the centuries from being merely associated to a circle to identifying itself with infinite series, the bell curve, and even the possible communication with extraterrestrials—from geometry and trigonometry to statistics and probability to infinity and astronomy.

Last March, the Dalai Lama wishes everyone at the math conference, “Happy Pi Reincarnation!”

by Fasters February 2, 2022