You've just found out that one of your senior teachers will appear on Eastenders, and will be mugged close to 30 seconds after their first appearance. You then realise it was the teacher of whom was dishonourably discharged from the Army due to allegations of larceny.
What a to-do to die today, at a minute or two to two;
A thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do.
For they'll beat a tattoo, at twenty to two
A rat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tattoo
And a dragon will come when he hears the drum,
At a minute or two to two today, at a minute or two to two.
That's a paradox innit!
Infamy Infamy, they've all got it in for me.
A thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do.
For they'll beat a tattoo, at twenty to two
A rat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tattoo
And a dragon will come when he hears the drum,
At a minute or two to two today, at a minute or two to two.
That's a paradox innit!
Infamy Infamy, they've all got it in for me.
by urbanparadox May 21, 2021
Get the Paradoxmug. In the board game Monopoly when you are at jail and try to get the free parking but missing it. You end up landing on go to jail sending you to the beginning of the process. This will continue until you eventually hit free parking getting all the money in the pot.
Anton- YES!!! I finally got free parking $800 from the pot coming my way!
Dave- Dam bro it took 3 tries but yeah you got it.
Mitch- what ever dude I don't care, but ive never seen some roll the exact same 2 rolls THREE TIMES!!!
Dave-We should call this something. How about the Steiger Paradox.
Anton- Haha perfect sounds suitable.
Dave- Dam bro it took 3 tries but yeah you got it.
Mitch- what ever dude I don't care, but ive never seen some roll the exact same 2 rolls THREE TIMES!!!
Dave-We should call this something. How about the Steiger Paradox.
Anton- Haha perfect sounds suitable.
by The lil nazi bear that could February 25, 2011
Get the Steiger Paradoxmug. Someone who is hot and cool at the same time, creating a patadox
The man posseses this paradox is awsome and all the girls like him
The man posseses this paradox is awsome and all the girls like him
by The paradoxer December 5, 2016
Get the The marmor paradoxmug. A thing that you think of before you go to sleep that keeps you up to two in the morning, while you despise the thing that made you think it.
What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
-Brought to you by Rayne Jenkins
What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
-Brought to you by Rayne Jenkins
by Aberaham Lincoln November 18, 2017
Get the bedtime paradoxmug. "The scientific observation that until a person can be visually observed to exist, they cannot be proven as a real individual and are assumed to exist within the beholder's imagination.
Which is then cancelled out by the fact that, for the beholder too have an imagination they must exist. But because they haven't been observed by most physical beings they're rendered non-existent"
Which is then cancelled out by the fact that, for the beholder too have an imagination they must exist. But because they haven't been observed by most physical beings they're rendered non-existent"
Person 1: I've never seen you in person before, so you're just apart of my imagination
Person 2: that's kinda backwards logic, wouldn't that mean you don't exist because I haven't seen you?
Person 1: How does that make sense?
Person 2: It's probably The Yasuké Paradox, since you don't exist, I don't exist
Person 2: that's kinda backwards logic, wouldn't that mean you don't exist because I haven't seen you?
Person 1: How does that make sense?
Person 2: It's probably The Yasuké Paradox, since you don't exist, I don't exist
by Black_Seiðr March 14, 2021
Get the The Yasuké Paradoxmug. This term is used to describe a person that says something that paradoxes with what was said earlier.
Chibi: Why u guys don't cheer when I win?
*some time later*
Person: Wow, good job Chibi!
Chibi: No, don't say good job!
Person: Damn, chibi paradox!
*some time later*
Person: Wow, good job Chibi!
Chibi: No, don't say good job!
Person: Damn, chibi paradox!
by LoneyMacaronii October 5, 2021
Get the Chibi Paradoxmug. Someone that is realy cool and hot at the same time
The paradox makes him one awsome motherfucker that all the girls like
The paradox makes him one awsome motherfucker that all the girls like
by The paradoxer December 5, 2016
Get the The marmor paradoxmug.