Person A: "The beats real good, but the bars are so ass"
Person B: "They're a Michigan Rapper, what did you expect?"
Person B: "They're a Michigan Rapper, what did you expect?"
by cattlephyscia January 4, 2025
Get the Michigan Rapper mug.the act of recieving a blowjob while liquid nitrogen is being poured down your penis hole until your balls freeze. your balls are then flattened into hockey pucks and used in championship games
me: yo did you hear about lospollostv recieving a michigan windpipe?
bro: no i didn’t, did they win the championship hockey match?
me: yes they used louis’s balls as the pucks!
bro: no i didn’t, did they win the championship hockey match?
me: yes they used louis’s balls as the pucks!
by lostubbos July 9, 2025
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by DayBed July 31, 2025
Get the Double-Michigan mug.The Hell Michigan Bee Bag is where a person typically male shoves a small plastic bag full of alive bees in their urethra.
The act can be done with any genital hole. But it is more commonly the urethra.
The act can be done with any genital hole. But it is more commonly the urethra.
by anonymous August 5, 2025
Get the Hell Michigan Bee Bag mug.The act of coating toilet paper in IcyHot. When an unsuspecting person goes to use the ‘parchment paper’, they would be left with a surprise as their asshole constricts from the Icy and burns from the Hot
Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”
by Jeffica3576 August 19, 2025
Get the Michigan Parchment Paper mug.A syphilitic chancre who is so emotionally destroyed and broken from decades of ass beatings at the hands of THE Ohio State University football team, that he launches a years long spying ring to illegally obtain information on his opponents. When caught, this cheating cunt will not only be unrepentant, but he will also lie to investigators, destroy evidence, and even pretend to be the victim. Michigan man is characterized by a complete lack of self-awareness, stupidity, acute sociopathy, and micro-penis. Michigan man is commonly and ironically outfitted in a plethora of University of Michigan team gear which was obtained at the Walmart on Gratiot Avenue and 12 Mile Road in Roseville, MI.
Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.
Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.
This Michigan Man is a cheating cunt who is too emotionally immature to accept the fact that he is an embarrassment to himself when he pretends that the NCAA didn't point out repeatedly in their decision that he is in fact, a cheating cunt.
by DixonUranus74 August 22, 2025
Get the Michigan Man mug.A legendary being said to be omnipresent, with the entire state of Michigan being his home territory. He moves in silence and tends to appear either when two people are participating in Netflix and chill or whenever Michigan plays against Ohio State.
The origins of the Michigan Menace are still a mystery, though some say he came from Atlanta after his SoundCloud rap career went nowhere. Some believe him to be immortal, while others say his appearance at Michigan games with lard is a sign of good luck when playing against OSU.
The origins of the Michigan Menace are still a mystery, though some say he came from Atlanta after his SoundCloud rap career went nowhere. Some believe him to be immortal, while others say his appearance at Michigan games with lard is a sign of good luck when playing against OSU.
Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about the Michigan Menace?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I heard he appeared when that couple did Netflix n’ chill.”
Person 1: “I heard he magically manifested at the grocery store to buy lard.”
Person 2: “What the hell is the Michigan Menace buying lard for?”
Person 1: “I think he’s going to use it for the Michigan game today. They say it’s good luck.”
Person 2: “Yeah, I heard he appeared when that couple did Netflix n’ chill.”
Person 1: “I heard he magically manifested at the grocery store to buy lard.”
Person 2: “What the hell is the Michigan Menace buying lard for?”
Person 1: “I think he’s going to use it for the Michigan game today. They say it’s good luck.”
by Julius Please Her August 22, 2025
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