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Get the Necro-Flesh Mumping Method mug.When a person is either ill, hurt, upset etc, replying with any or all of the following is considered "The McClair Method"
-Take a really hot shower or a really cold one.
-Go get yourself a hot beverage.
-Get out of the house and go for a walk.
-I'll get you a hot blankie and a movie.
These statements are said mainly for helping the other person to feel in tip top condition.
-Take a really hot shower or a really cold one.
-Go get yourself a hot beverage.
-Get out of the house and go for a walk.
-I'll get you a hot blankie and a movie.
These statements are said mainly for helping the other person to feel in tip top condition.
Bob: my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I had a micro-penis.
Molly: you should have a nice hot beverage.
Bob: I shall do that, thank you.
This is an example of The McClair method.
Molly: you should have a nice hot beverage.
Bob: I shall do that, thank you.
This is an example of The McClair method.
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Get the Dj Method mug.African Zimbabwean Method (Ultra-Cinematic Edit) — noun
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
“How’d you get those waves?” — “African Zimbabwean Method. Sock turret and nonsense chant, obviously.”
“Woke up like this ✨ African Zimbabwean Method (sock turret level: legendary) #wavetutorial”
“SECRET: The Zimbabwean Method (3-min sock turret + chant) — results = wild 🌊😂”
“Teach me the Zimbabwean Method? I’ll bring the socks and the feather.”
“Woke up like this ✨ African Zimbabwean Method (sock turret level: legendary) #wavetutorial”
“SECRET: The Zimbabwean Method (3-min sock turret + chant) — results = wild 🌊😂”
“Teach me the Zimbabwean Method? I’ll bring the socks and the feather.”
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"Ive been seeing this girl for a while and today we finally held hand!" That sounds like the Brady Method!
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My wife’s vagina is sore and not trying to have sex, so I used the pull-in method since we are trying to have kids!
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