log sheet

A device charter schools use so students can log their school work that they dont do.

My mom beats me when i dont fill out my log sheet.

I'm gonna murder the cock sucker that invented log sheets.

by ComptonAssJoe September 14, 2006

water logging

The act of turning on the sink of bathtub so no one can hear you take a shit. Whether it be in the next room because of paper thin walls or the neighbors in the apartment next to yours.

Taylor: Why did you turn the water on when you went into the bathroom? I know you didn't wash your hands for twenty minutes.

Phil: I was ummm washing my hair.

mark: Admit it you were water logging!

Phil: Alright I drank a lot last night you happy?

by with everything October 30, 2009

Log off

To dump your girl.

Edward:Hey ima log off that chick Dorothy
Charlie:Yeah she ugly.

by The Goblinn March 18, 2009

steaming log

a log of shit straight as it emerges from the asshole

dylan: mmmm that smells like one warm tasty log of shit, a steaming log

by testickle March 19, 2008

Log Driver

The log driver is a sexual act that involves a woman or man, lying on their back, with their legs over their head, and spreading their eager buttocks open with their wanting hands. "The logger" then sites on the mN TOans or woman's buttocks, and defecates, or drives a log, in to the man's/woman's cavity.

"I brought John home last night, and he logged drived the shit into me"
OR
"I went out dancing with Rick last night, and then when we got back to my place, we did the Log Driver's Waltz. It was different."

by DoubleUp October 10, 2009

Over Logging

Jacking yourself after you've reached your climax.

Jerome: I overlogged last night!

Others: Over Logging is strange, ewww!

by Insert it into the hole March 31, 2009

Log Head

A term for someone with an unusually large head i.e. A head the size of a log.

"Wow Paul Wilson has a right log head"

by booka1205 November 1, 2011