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left lane lurker

An operator of a privately or commercially owned automobile (typically a Toyota Prius) who has gone full-retard and operates said automobile at a speed well under the designated speed limit in the left-hand lane of a multi-lane roadway when other roadway lanes are clear and free of traffic -or- other roadway lanes are loosely occupied by other motorists traversing at a similar speed.
I swear to God, if this left lane lurker doesn't merge over I'm going to fucking ram his Prius off I-40.
by s2k ftw September 18, 2013
mugGet the left lane lurkermug.

all the way left

When things go completely wrong.
by Techno Bacon May 17, 2018
mugGet the all the way leftmug.

ate and left no crumbs

a definition for someone who did a very good job, the person ate (did a good job) and left no crumbs (didn't do any mistakes)
a: jiafei ate and left no crumbs
t: i agree
by anonymous June 30, 2022
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Left Lane Vigilante

The asshole who is driving the speed limit in the left lane creating a long line of cars behind them because they think they are going fast enough.
I was behind a left lane vigilante today so I tailgated her and kept my high beams on.
by FoxNewser July 23, 2008
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Left Wing Man

When two guys go to a party and one is trying to hit on a certain girl but is being cock blocked by her gay friend the guy asks his friend to be his "Left wing man" by hitting on the gay guy so he can get to the girl.
Hey dude her gay friend won't leave us alone. Can you be my Left Wing Man?
by Chordan Wragoso December 4, 2010
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no child left behind

Another one of Dubya's mistakes. The biggest bullshit program ever instituted in the history of the United States, aside from maybe the Draft. While participating in No Child Left Behind, the lessons you will be taught are dumbed down so children like George W. Bush can be pushed through the school year. Too bad the advanced students have to deal with the remedial bullshit too.

We couldn't have the remedial, general, and advanced classes anymore, can we?
Worker: I had to deal with No Child Left Behind, now I work at a gas station.

Governer: I was elected governer because I had the best grades out of my high school class, a whopping 1.7 GPA!

Random Citizen: De De DEE! I are smart! No child left ahead really worked for me!
by The Last Gunslinger July 28, 2008
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Left 4 Dead

A First person shooter game where you and 3 other people can play as survivors or infected

Survivors:
Louis
Francis
Bill
Zoey

There's no difference in their abilities of the humans.

Infected:
Hunter-An infected that can jump really high
Smoker-An infected with a really long tongue who'll try to choke you to death.
Boomer-A fat infected that explodes when killed
Tank-A muscular infected that can toss things at you.
Witch-The strongest infected. I don't advice you to fight her,unless you got no choice.

You start in a safe house with weapons, health packs and ammo,take all you need.

As you leave the safe house,you'll be fighting zombies.

To make it more difficult,they run very quickly and are in a large number.

In each level,there will be a horde coming at you. The horde is a load of zombies running at you. So teamwork is very important.So work together or you'll all get killed.
*horde coming*

Players: Shit.

Left 4 Dead
by ......17 February 27, 2009
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