Karma hog

someone who Post a Post on Reddit that keeps getting Reddit karma. expecially if the post makes no sense.

u/Drumdevil86 is such a karma hog.

by JEAFCommander March 31, 2019

Shit hog

A person who is shit with road hog

Thayeb is a shit hog

by White hulk June 20, 2020

hog crancker

Hands or other body parts used to fix a situation

I think my wrists have carpal tunnel from using my hog crancker

by RENOBKCID October 8, 2019

chill hog

Person who takes all the chill.

Joey was so stoned he forgot to pass the bowl. I was like "Joey...don't be a chill hog..."

by lightningswitchblade January 5, 2018

monster hog

Giant penis; generally people named "Dominic" have them

We had sex, he had a monster hog

by Dat One Dope Boi October 23, 2017

counter hog

Counter hog is someone who takes up space at counter for a long time,not allowing other people or friends to use it when there is plenty of room. The overuse of a shared counter.

When you're at a coffee house and need to put sugar,milk, etc in your coffee or tea there is a big counter where you go to to get it. If it takes a person more than 45 seconds to complete their coffee order, they are a counter hog.

When you're on vacation with friends, or away somewhere getting ready. usually woman, but sometimes men can be counter hogs too. There are usually a lot of people that need to get ready to go somewhere, bachelorette party, weding,etc. The person that takes a long time and doesn't share the "get ready" space.

Jim said "OMG, I was at Starbucks today and just wanted to put a little milk in my coffee and had to wait for over 2 minutes for the counter hog to leave."

Kate said "I was doing my make up in the big bathroom, but Stacey kept using her blowdryer to do her hair so I couldn't finish getting ready in there."

Kelly said "God, Stacey is such a counter hog! "

by Tanya Coffee May 23, 2013

Huge hog

Nate fuckin Lewis

I heard that guy at the bar has a huge hog

by Feel_the_Vern August 30, 2022