Deez Nuts

Stupid comeback for people who are depressed and cant make a better comeback; Taken from a vine that isn't even the least bit funny.

Mom: what did your dad tell you to do?
Son: "Deez Nuts."

by psmith69412 March 30, 2019

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Deez nuts

A word to roast someone sexually or jokingly.

Guy: are you 100% Vietnamese?

Guy 2:im 1% Vietnamese and 99% deez nuts in yo mother

by Mr.FreshAsian911 November 23, 2021

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Not a reference to actual testicles, "deez nutz" is an impromptu method for derailing a conversation, and/or showing general disrespect for the topic currently being discussed. It can also be used as a response to a question to which the responder does not know the answer and wishes to be excused from interrogation.

Teacher: "Little Jimmy, can you tell me what two plus two is?"
Little Jimmy: "Yes, ma'am. Two plus two is uuuum... DEEZ NUTZ!"
*Class erupts in raucous, jovial laughter*
*Jimmy gets detention*

by dak0829 January 6, 2020

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deez nutz

a flavor of chocate and also ur ballz

i got the new Deez Nutz flavor of chocolate
Deez Nutz are noice

by @spaghetto November 7, 2023

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Deezing

An Australian slang that can be defined as the feeling of excitement or exhilaration that comes from being in a state of complete bliss or joy. It represents that delightful sensation you experience when everything around you seems to align perfectly, filling you with a sense of happiness and contentment.

If you ever find yourself feeling absolutely thrilled and overjoyed, you can say, "I'm Deezing right now!"

by MNLegend October 7, 2023

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