Australian Circumcision

Also referred to as an "Aussie circumcision" or "Outback circumcision." It is a procedure in which 2 uncircumcised people sew their foreskins together and pull away quickly, ripping one or both of their foreskins off.

Person 1: "Why the fuck is there blood everywhere, and why is old mate screaming!?"
Person 2: "He did an Australian Circumcision with his bud"

by Sarin_Nox May 20, 2023

Australian Beehive

The act of butting bees into a hollow piece of wood, then using it as a vibrator.

Friend: do you want to try an Australian Beehive with me?

You: no that's fucking weird, why would I want to do that?

by oofoofoofpoop January 11, 2020

Australian Beehive

The act of putting bees into a hollow piece of wood, then using it as a vibrator.

Friend: do you want to try an Australian Beehive with me?

You: no, that's fucking weird.

by oofoofoofpoop January 11, 2020

drunk australian

The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.

Woman #1 hey that guys a fucken drunk Australian

Woman #2 yeah at least we're not his son

by Jenno the strayan cunt February 15, 2018

Australian Headbutt

The Australian headbutt is the act of smacking a man in the testicles with another pair of testicles. This act is a descendant of the Egyptian Sand Goggles.

Dude Jake fell asleep on the couch, lets tuck up and give him an australian headbutt!

by Ripn888 October 04, 2021

The Australian Way

Setting low targets, then taking credit for meeting and beating them in a canter off the back of the effort of others

We will meet and beat our emissions targets, it's the Australian way (lol)

by D. Bear October 27, 2021

Australian snowball

After having sex the girl climbs over the lads face then she releases the cum on the lads face

Friend 1: how was your date last night?

Friend 2: it was great after the meal we went back to his for the night

Friend 1: did anything else happen?

Friend 2: After we finished having sex i gave him an Australian snowball

Friend 1: what's that?

Friend 2: I climbed on his face and released the cum what was inside of me

by Cumming&going June 08, 2019