No Thanks

A phrase used in most crappy modern mobile games, such as the following: Hyper Drift, Drive to Evolve, Hole.io, Agar.io among others. The word is used in a way like this: You finished a level of a game, and you earn cash. The game then suggests the player to watch an ad in order to double their cash, and under it, is a text that says "No Thanks". If you click the ad button, you watch an ad and get to double your earnings. If you however pick the opposite, you get to keep the winnings in their original amount. The phrase is way too overused and honestly, it ticks me off EVERY time it appears in some sort of a mobile game made by Voodoo, Playgendary, Boombit, Playrix, etc.

Watch a video/ad to double your earnings - No Thanks
Watch a video/ad to unlock (insert item here) - No Thanks

by JanTheAnimatorOfficial August 8, 2022

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

Originally, this is what people used to say after giving a long, nonprofit speech or lecture devoted to spreading ideas, usually in the form of powerful talks given at the main TED (technology, entertainment and design) annual event or one of its many satellite events around the world.

By 2015, This phrase then got broken down and used whenever people finished typing up an extensively long social media post.

Then, after like, 2018, this phrase got even more deteriorated (mainly by Gen Z or Gen X trying to sound like Gen Z) to the point that people now say it after saying a sentence, or, even worse, a sentence fragment because they think they’re being funny.

My boss kinda pisses me off. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk LOL I’m hilarious, time to go on social media for the next 7 hours.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Thank you, ten

Actors in theatre say “thank you 15, thank you 10, thank you 5, thank you places”, etc. when the stage manager calls them for a show day. The numbers are how long they have until they need to be behind the curtain/ready and in the wings to preform.

STAGE MANAGER: Ten minutes until places!

ACTORS: Thank you, ten!

by HaixerSucks May 21, 2023

thAnk yOu

Saying thank you sarcastically because you're too much of a cunt too say thank you properly.

Kathryn: "Your hair looks nice"
Kelly: "thAnk yOu"

by 1234howmanypeopleareinmystore February 27, 2019

Thank

Thank is a swear commonly used in schools, business and even at home. Usually the word that goes after thank is you.
This is the ONLY swear that you can ever say in the public without getting scolded.

Thank you for ripping my homework.

by The Hilarious Anonymous Guy March 6, 2023

Thank you for defending trans people

You're not grateful and I only failed because defense of trans people my about Emma Vigeland and Frankie Tortallini being the defenders of trans people than it is about winning. And they suck too bad to win, so, there you go. It's Trump now.

Hym "They're like Jordan Peterson in that regard. But 'thank you for defending trans people' rings a little hollow when you consider that I only failed because the progressives who purport to defend trans people were an obstacle to success and are actively working to cover up the public humiliation of someone they CLAIM TO THINK is an anti-trans fascist bigot. So, how is Frannie defending you by doing that? And that's what I want the trannies to take away from this. These people you call your allies are lying posers who don't actually ever have to suffer the consequences of failure yet they feel wholey entitled to dictating success and/or failure. Actively bad people who are too incompetent to defend you and failed to do so."

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

dirty thank you

Accidentally crop-dusting an unsuspecting member of the public or waiter who you are thanking for something

When my bill came at the restaurant, I accidentally dirty thank you’ed the waiter

by Bubbleback December 28, 2023