thAnk yOu

Saying thank you sarcastically because you're too much of a cunt too say thank you properly.

Kathryn: "Your hair looks nice"
Kelly: "thAnk yOu"

by 1234howmanypeopleareinmystore February 27, 2019

OK thanks

Response used by an individual who couldn't afford the product they asked about.

How much is that Ford Pinto
$2 500
OK thanks

by Mr Hammo June 10, 2022

Thank you for your time

Basically means that you talk too much, and/or have said too much, and the conversation is now over. Usually used in an interview or in the process of consideration of a candidate for a position or for entry into an organization.

Person 1: "I AM THE ONE, LIKE NEO IN THE MATRIX!!!! THIS IS MY DESTINY!"

Person 2: "Thank you for your time."

by halbalbador November 22, 2024

Thank

Ud can you please

Post for me…
And for he…
His words I need to see…
As well as my words for him to read…

Much I do not normally ask…
If you could complete this little task…
Happiness I will shine…
As I won’t have to super overthink all of the time…

Understand I know you do…
If I could, I would do it for you…
Begging … yes, I am…
Even if post are just a few…

In advance I say thank you…

by U loving me; only in my dreams December 11, 2023

thank you helen

a word used to display extreme thankfulness. usually used towards someone you love, particularly named helen.

friend 1: *gives a gift*
friend 2: thank you helen!

by sonya & shauna February 24, 2019

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex

A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.

If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.

by QuacksO February 28, 2020