Spanish Teacher

1. adj. clueless
2. n. one who teaches imaginary ideas
3. n. the only teaching position open to past special ed. students

JOHN: DID U SEE THAT RETARD WITH THE HELMET
BEN: YES THAT WAS MY SPANISH TEACHEr

by COTT PETERSON February 26, 2005

teacher

A loser in life who spends his/her sad life making up bullshit work to waste your life with so that he/her can get paid. These critters are protected by society such that you can't put them in their place without getting into shit with your parents.

Nope sorry I cant go skating today because my teacher gave me homework

by mrjeol March 2, 2004

Techverbing

The process, ability and/or utilization of transforming a technological platform (stated as a noun) and turning it into an action (stated as a verb).

Typically requires a suffix like "ing" or "ed" at the end of the word.

Googling is one of the earliest forms of techverbing...

by sidneymaxwellprchicago May 21, 2009

Technerection

An erection caused by over excitement when seeing and/or thinking about a piece of technology.

I got a technerection when Walking through Best Buy.

by B411s05t331 January 3, 2012

Teccer

A game that's played like tennis, but instead of hitting the green ball with a racquet, you kick the soccer ball over the net to your opponent. The name 'Teccer' is a portmanteau of tennis and soccer.

Teccer anyone?

by Future sports designer September 10, 2012

tether nuts

Anatomical slang for a set of testicles that are both low-hanging and pendulous, thus resembling the form and motion of a playground tether ball. Can also be used as an informal title for any male with such testicles.

(As anatomical slang): "A hottie said I had tether nuts, which was pretty cool, but then she went Solange and started trying to hit them like a tether ball!"

(As an informal title): "Yo Tether Nuts, would you kindly get some longer shorts? Your crown jewels are on display, if you know what I mean."

by Admiral Viggo May 14, 2014

techrape

when your electronic device is violated.

I felt like a victim of techrape when Johnny hacked into my phone.

by bonnybonbon October 5, 2016