taint booger

Little rolled up balls of shit and paper stuck in the taint hair. Like a willknot or a clingon.

Man those burritos, took an hour to comb out the taint boogers.

by Delcapslock September 19, 2017

taint stripe

The sweaty foul smelling stripe your taint leaves in your underwear after a hot day.

It was so hot today, I left a wicked taint stripe in my boxers.

by Beerisgasoline May 16, 2017

Taint shank

The act of stabing someone in the taint. A violent soloution to any problem. Should be executed by doing a forward tactical roll and then an upward thrust in to your opponents taint with a sharp object.

Omg Jason just took that guy out with a taint shank.

by jenksk9 May 17, 2017

dragging taint

The act of dragging your taint against your girlfriends face.

Honey, I'm going to be dragging taint against your face like I'm riding a bull!

by hugeneck June 11, 2017

taint dome

Sweaty and smeely mushroom (penis head)

Go wash up you have a taint dome

by Mjat July 5, 2017

Paint the taint

When a male ejaculates on on the skin between a woman’s vagina and asshole (taint) with this “white paint” ... to paint the taint

Yo did you paint the taint last night ?

by Mlit February 19, 2018

taint cheeks

1. An ass that is so small it can be considered as just as part of the taint

2. Synomym for douchebag

3. A tool used for collecting plantains

Brad: dammit, I have fuckin taint cheeks

by The Vagoo Snatcher March 15, 2018