When youre banging a chick from behind, you shit on plate, add grated cheese and lettuce, and then smash the contents of the plate on the woman's face like a pie. When she turns around after being insulted, cum on her face for the sour cream effect.
PK: Holy shit Delvy, I saw Maria today at work, she must have been pretty hungry last night.
Delvy: Fuck yeah man, she was eating Toledo Taco's all night.
Delvy: Fuck yeah man, she was eating Toledo Taco's all night.
by T Town Playas January 28, 2006
Get the Toledo Tacomug. by I<3Cristine July 19, 2017
Get the Glossy tacomug. by slickcarl June 5, 2011
Get the Cajun Tacomug. 1. A common meal in Mexico. A fresh tortilla or taco shell filled with salmon, sardines, chilli relish, beans, onion, peppers, corn and topped off with smooth gaucomole.
2. A dirty, fishy-smelling vagina
2. A dirty, fishy-smelling vagina
1. Man that fish taco I had the other night made me shit my guts out!
2. Guy 1: So I took off her panties...
Guy 2: Yeah....
Guy 1: And something smelt bad....
Guy 2: Aww no
Guy 1: Yep. She had a fish taco.
2. Guy 1: So I took off her panties...
Guy 2: Yeah....
Guy 1: And something smelt bad....
Guy 2: Aww no
Guy 1: Yep. She had a fish taco.
by samsam123 January 9, 2009
Get the Fish Tacomug. by Tacos happen February 11, 2015
Get the taco slicemug. The aggressive smearing of a vagina on an unwilling victim's face. Often used as a prank to awaken asshole men, but is also effective as a defense tactic when attacked by mountain lions.
Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.
Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.
John: This morning my girlfriend woke me up with a face taco; I thought I was under attack by a burglar with a fleshlight.
Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.
John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.
Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.
John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.
by Taco22222 September 23, 2014
Get the Face tacomug. A Mexican (or more specifically, Tex-Mex) fast-food restaurant located primarily in the Midwest region of the country.
Stupid people may claim that Taco Bell is "better" than Taco Johns, but they are horribly mistaken. Taco Johns is highly superior, due in large part to their divine Potato Oles and the Six Pack and a Pound.
Stupid people may claim that Taco Bell is "better" than Taco Johns, but they are horribly mistaken. Taco Johns is highly superior, due in large part to their divine Potato Oles and the Six Pack and a Pound.
"Hey man, where do you want to go to eat?"
"Taco Johns."
"Good idea!"
"Uhhh dude... I've got violent diarrhea from the massive amount of Taco Johns i consumed last night."
"Yeah, it'll do that to you..."
"Taco Johns."
"Good idea!"
"Uhhh dude... I've got violent diarrhea from the massive amount of Taco Johns i consumed last night."
"Yeah, it'll do that to you..."
by Lenny Gregslovski January 22, 2008
Get the Taco Johnsmug.